If you’re looking to the world of cars for name ideas for your daughter, there are plenty of options. Some better than others.
MonthSeptember 2014
The ladies love dat big wheel gap.
Back in the day, Lincoln cars were rear-wheel drive and powered by V8 and V12 engines. The president of the United States rode in a Lincoln. And the youth wrote ballads about the brand. And now… Ha! Have you seen the new Lincoln ads featuring Matthew McConaughey?
Actually, they’re pretty good. Of course, being ads centered around celebrity endorsement, there are no objective reasons given in the commercial as to why you should buy a Lincoln automobile. Still, as a mood piece centered around emotional appeal, the commercials succeed.
The ads might get consumers talking about the Lincoln brand, but it still doesn’t solve the core problem of the Lincoln Motor Company: currently every single vehicle they sell has a counterpart from the Ford brand. While they all have interior and exterior designs to differentiate themselves from their Ford brethren, the brand still falls behind in sales when compared to Cadillac, Buick, Acura, Audi, Lexus, and Infiniti.
You think this comic is sick? Try watching the original commercial without vomiting from the pretentiousness.
If you do decide to wash your Prius in a rain storm, don’t worry about being struck by lightning. Your relatives can simply place your corpse in a compost heap to avoid wasting precious resources.
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